The companion spirit who knows me best
drops in at the oddest times, often with
a can’t-miss-this message that might
as well be a burning bush. Driving
down H Street toward home, I see on
the rear end of a Toyota pickup:
TELUWHT
Reading it, grinning, I say aloud,
“What, Clifford?” as if he’s making a
suggestion from the passenger seat.
And when, at a stoplight, the driver sticks
his arm out the window, hand flexed
in a wave, I laugh as the line beams
into my brain: “Tell you what, Toots.”
And though I still don’t know what what
he meant, I’m pretty sure it doesn’t matter.
Message received, babe. Back at’cha.


One winter evening during a particularly bad H1N1 flue season in Birmingham, Alabama, I was stopped at a traffic light and noticed the marquee in front of a Walgreen’s drugstore. Someone had used the capital letter “I” instead of the numeral one to construct their two-line, Arial-font advertisement, which read:
GET YOUR HINI SHOT
COLOR PRINTS 3 FOR $1
I laughed out loud as I wondered to myself how one might pose for that picture.