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About janishaag

Writer, writing coach, editor

Some day

Not now, deeply into the future,preferably when I don’t knowthat it’s coming, lying on the yoga mat in, appropriately,corpse pose after a gentle backyard sessionon a summer day much like this one, Delta breeze susurrating through the sycamore,the distant call … Continue reading

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Instructions for a more perfect union

(On the 250th anniversary of the adoption of the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America) 1. First, there’s no perfect. Just working toward it,a willingness to improve, to strive for better,for what truly matters. 2. There have … Continue reading

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The ferns that swallowed the rose bush

Watching the enthusiastic ladyferns spread their wings likegreen swans against the fence, I am aware that, with theirseasonal emergence that I donothing to prompt, they have swallowed the rosebush that lives beneath them,I trust that they are sheltering it, rather … Continue reading

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Needle climbers

“Crazy bastards,” my father used to say whenhe saw young people doing dangerous things— like riding motorcycles or hot-rodding motorboatson the lake on hot summer days—this from a guy who had famously water skied barefoot in his 20s.“Probably drunk,” he’d … Continue reading

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How to train a kitten to use a litterbox

(for the original BFF, Dr. Susan Lester, upon her retirement as a veterinarian, Nevada City, California) 1. At age 9, sit in a circle on the floor with yourbest friend next door and her younger sisteralong with a cardboard box … Continue reading

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Perfect day

Rising early, for me, to seelamby clouds frolicking acrossa field of soft blue overhead,barely 70 degrees, and, steppingoutside to retrieve and refill waterand food bowls for those who stop byfor drinks and nibbles. I am stunned to see this pleasantnesspost-solstice, … Continue reading

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First tomato

Watching Juliet, the tomato plant,grow tall and feathery of leaf,I’ve also been charting the emergenceof her offspring, consulting Farmer Google—“How do you know when homegrowntomatoes are ripe?”—feeling a bit ditsybecause, duh, when they’re red, right? Which is true, apparently, but … Continue reading

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Not only in June

do rainbow flags hang over the bar.They’re year-round décor, part ofthe furniture with the pool table and the barstools with concavecenters that have held untoldnumbers of butts over the decades. What stories those stools—and backsides—could tell, even ifthey weren’t there … Continue reading

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Lady in waiting

She walked in the nail salonas I sat on my throne,a kind young man at my feet, and he and I both looked upat the one so pregnantwho’d come for the same kind of pampering my old feet weregratefully receiving, … Continue reading

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Loosening up the qi

(an homage to acupuncture) Been a minute, but please get in therewith those cat-whisker-thin needlesand loosen up that stuck qi, unblock that energy, shine up thosemeridians and let it flow, baby.And while you’re at it, can you jumpstart those pain-quellingendorphins … Continue reading

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